Chestnut eats 70 dogs, Sudo 33 in July 4 gut check - Salon.com

I don't think that Americans understand how insane that headline is for a European Linux user, with no knowledge of a person called Chestnut. I know what sudo is, and a chestnut is something you eat for Christmas.

So a chestnut ate 70 dogs? I had soo many questions. Like how did the chestnut eat anything? How did it get 70 dogs, did it just walk (and do chestnuts walk? How?) down the street, eyeing a poodle and chump it down? ... and that was just my questions before you threw a "sudo 33" command into the mix.