World’s greatest negotiator really f***ing nailing Middle East crisis
World’s greatest negotiator really f***ing nailing Middle East crisis
“He’s showing that when it comes to negotiating a centuries old, complex conflict, he really does have a lot of experience in doing dodgy real estate deals in Queens”.
One of the world’s greatest dealmakers is putting on a masterclass in how to navigate international relations, it has emerged.
Delivering on his promise to curb warfare in the Middle East, Donald Trump has expertly de-escalated the situation from a conflict in Gaza to an all-out regional war with a potential nuclear power.
“The guy’s a genius – this is real Art of the Deal stuff,” international relations specialist Jeremy Jung said. “He’s showing that when it comes to negotiating a centuries old, complex conflict, he really does have a lot of experience in doing dodgy real estate deals in Queens.
“When there’s a highly volatile situation like this, it’s reassuring to know that you’ve got a guy with an unsuccessful background in running casinos at the negotiating table. [...]
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He’s showing that when it comes to negotiating a centuries old, complex conflict, he really does have a lot of experience in doing dodgy real estate deals in Queens.
I know this is satire, but can the "it's a complex centuries old conflict" myth fucking die already? This shit is as simple as can be and barely a century old.
the “modern” Zionist movement alone is from the 19th century, more than 100 years ago.
1947 didn’t start even this iteration of it my dude.
The Zionist movement started in the late 19 century, but it was still just that: A European movement. The conflict between local Palestinians and Zionist Jews only got going in the 20s after the Balfour declaration and Sykes-Picot. This is the period where you see Zionist militias on one side (the Haganah for example was founded in 1920) and Palestinian riots on the other.