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I'm gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
"I ___, but only when I'm hard."am the world's greatest kindergarten teacher
Can revive the dead
"I'm gonna explain everything later, just don't interfere."
Pee.
You can give moving public speeches
save kittens from trees
That sounds nice. The newspapers will call me a hard hero.
Can reproduce
Makes sense
become immensely popular as a male role model
Your super power is that you can transform into an afab woman, once.
You can captivate the attention of any child. You're a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children's birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.
Except, there's just one small problem...
I'm Mr beast?
They could make a killing off making videos on YouTube or something like Khan Academy. Just never show him from below the waist.....
can erupt the world's most satisfying fart