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I had a dream last night where I got cornered by a group of people. They pinned me down and started ripping out the hair from my butt hole and tge back of my legs, im insanely hairy so they had a lot to work with. It was very painful and I started bleeding. Then I woke up.
What could this possibly mean??? That i need to get my b hole waxxed? But why tho, im straight and ain't nobody looking at my dirt star
I'm straight and I want to get anally fucked
You don’t have to be gay to discover the prostate being a 10x orgasm.
Sometimes dreams are just dreams, man. This one, however, is telling me you need to get your balloon knot waxed and upload it for my viewing pleasure.
Sorry, I don't make the rules.
Pro: easy wiping Con: involuntarily performative farting every time
You're call.
If you feel a fart coming, you can just discreetly spread your cheeks apart with your hand to defuse it silently every time.