The amount of stupid dumbasses in the comments who'd be willing to watch this rotten pile of garbage is enough to justify why Trump was elected. You Americans are brain-dead fucks.
I picked this handle for one reason: it's like catnip for the intellectually tepid. The room temperature IQ crowd seemingly can't resist making that exact comment and I can't help but imagine they feel quite proud of their accomplishment, much like the joy and pride I see in my dog's eyes after she takes a poo. Given my love of poking fun at people like yourself for being absolute houseplants, seeing them poke fun at themselves without even realizing it gives me a similar post-defecation spring in my step.
Hey, Jack Black is funny. Nobody watches his films for intellectual stimulation, but for a step above slapstick comedy, with surprisingly good vocal solos.