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Do you're telling me that it had nothing to do with swallows being either European or African?!
128 0 ReplyIt could grip it by the husk.
60 0 ReplyIt’s not a matter of where it grips it! It’s a matter of weight ratios!
56 0 ReplyI’m so glad that this 50-year-old joke is still funny.
44 0 ReplyGood jokes never die, nor do Black Knights.
29 0 Reply...we'll call it a draw.
21 0 ReplyWhat are you gonna do, bleed on me?!
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What's not funny is how old I feel now
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A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
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Depends. Does the coconut weigh more than a duck?
8 0 ReplyI don't know, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.
6 0 ReplyNo one ever does
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Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?
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But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory.
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