"Wow! They put a man in a dress right on the box!"
"Wow! They put a man in a dress right on the box!"
My American daughter in Morrison's today. She didn't know what a kilt was. She said it very loudly because she thought it was super progressive.
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Top tip: never ask a Scotsman what he wears under there because, after a few drinks, he'll shoe you. And they've always had a few drinks.
Not sure if typo or form of attack...
He'll literally hoof you.
He'll stick a shoe up your hole, for sure.
I don't know where you've been, lad, but I see you've won first prize.
I've been to Scotland.
Well, gratz on winning first prize!
I took a photo up mine to post here but somehow it buggered up the camera on my phone.
Are you sure the phone didn't bugger you up?
On the upside, they're the only bunch I wouldn't get grossed out about if they peed without washing afterwards!