Have you not been watching polling? Last round showed LPC dropping down to 39 seats. It wouldn't even be the opposition party with BQ taking that spot.
Seems a better idea. There is a non-zero chance Ivanka has been abused by her dad or someone associated with Don's old friend Epstein. Melania just has an "arrangement" with Don.
Oh god, I'm taking this too seriously. I remember making the same jokes and posting these same pictures right after the US election with Don blathering about tariffs.