Heyo, mod here! If you could, please change the name of this post to "[Satire] Smoots" or something along those lines to fit the format dictated by rule 6. Thanks!
Done. I wont' be tagging it as satire, however, since the bridge's refurbishment was actually based on Smoots with concrete slabs that were usually standardized at 6 feet wide being made instead 1 Smoot wide.
That makes it, to my way of thinking, a genuine use (if extremely localized) of the unit, not satire.