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People really argue about which birds are the best birds, but everyone can agree that seagulls are the worst.
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs described them best. Rats with fucking wings.
You talk like a man who's never been attacked by a wild turkey.
Turkeys are stupid and angry. I think the only bird less intelligent than a turkey would be a guinea fowl, but they have the edge of just being suicidally dumb. I've had a Guinea run away from my car and then back in front of it in confusion, but never have I had one openly charge my vehicle. I've had a turkey do that, though.
I haven't. But also that line is from a song.
They may be the worst, but someone who kills out of annoyance needs to be on a watchlist.
Wait. Are seagulls worse than black swans? Are they worse than Australian Magpies? I mean these surely got to be the top three worst birds, personally I'd prefer a seagull to a swan, but I've met enough magpie haters so I wouldn't be so sure everyone agrees
Throw the Canadian Goose in that mix. That bird is simply evil.
I love seagulls
I live by the bay of a freshwater lake with gulls so I call they baygulls