what the fuck makes phone apps so
cocky as to send me notifications telling
me to use it. my grocery list app straight
up went "you havent made a list in a
while!" are you out of your fucking
mind. you are a program. why are you
speaking to me like youre my equal. i
could replace you with a pen and the back
of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now
On top of that I'll sometimes put them entirely to sleep when I'm not using them. You get zero background privileges. I don't need you running in the background updating crap, when I only need to use you a few times a year.