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Props to anyone who can laugh at themselves over something like this, although it might be the kind of attitude that got him in that pickle in the first place
The question is whether it's tongue in cheek, or if he's genuinely that terrified of having a gap in his resumé...
Yeah that salami really rubbed against that pickle...
I thought that was going to be just a food pun but when I was done writing it out it felt more sexual than culinary. Whatever, I'm leaving it.