If you make more than $1M/yr, especially if it is extracted from the labour of others, conservatism might be your best bet.
if you make less than $1M/yr, especially if your paycheques are signed by someone else and your wage is not forcibly extracted from the labour of others, then NDP will be the party that will benefit you the most.
What if I make $25k a year but have aspirations to make $1M a year? I'm torn!
You say that in jest, but do what the boomers did - promote social services (unions, etc.) until you get wealthy enough to start parasitizing off of them by privatizing or eliminating them.
Chances are you’ll never reach $1M/yr, but socialist policies will make it far easier for you to do so.