You live in a beautiful but isolated area. This morning you saw this from your kitchen window...
You live in a beautiful but isolated area. This morning you saw this from your kitchen window...
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I'm do what any red blooded American would do. Get my gun
15 0 ReplyGet the Shotgun. stroll right out the front door ask him "can I help you? And pump the shotgun.
That'll fix any idiots attempt at trolling, or attempt at home invasion.
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10 0 Replya-la-ka-blam
Haha exactly. Bonus points if your shotty has a 117 round tube.
7 0 ReplyGreat 🤣 👍
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It's 2024, we can buy cheap semi-auto shotguns now that don't require manually pumping to action the bolt.
8 0 ReplyBut you lose the dramatic effect
10 0 ReplyThe dramatic effect is witnessing the trespassing creep transform instantly into pink mist and various chunks of unidentified meat.
3 0 ReplyAnd then you find out it was the two neighbor kids in a coat.
6 0 Replybeautiful but isolated area
implies no neighbor kids to murder
1 0 ReplyI don't really see isolated to mean completely isolated, more along the lines of "it's a couple miles into town and ten acres between me and the neighbors" but fair enough.
2 0 ReplyYour personal feeling of a definition of a word does not align with the reality of the actual definition of the word "isolated", so you can think what you want, just realize that it's wrong.
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