I know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?
I know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?
No licking!
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I have family in Utah and there's a pretty common joke in this vein.
Why do you always invite two Mormons to a party?
Because if you only invite one they will drink all your beer.
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Protestants don’t recognize the Pope.
Mormons don’t recognize each other in wendover
6 0 ReplyThat was the joke about Baptists in my hometown. It was impossible to only invite one since everyone knew everyone's families.
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