Conservatives Are Running Out of Things to Eat
Conservatives Are Running Out of Things to Eat
A new right-wing boycott is going after Frosted Flakes because of Tony the Tiger.
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I can see the ads on Fox or OANN now.
"MAGA Mush! Quality gruel for quality patriots! Available at your local Cabela's now!"
At least I'm assuming they haven't canceled Cabela's like Bass Pro yet.
I hope they do.
Like every other right-wing grift; the gruel in question would be entirely devoid of substance, expensive, and hazardous to their health.
They'd starve with full stomachs in their living rooms watching Fox, sitting next to a phone their loved ones have stopped calling.
Cabela’s was acquired by Bass Pro in 2017 🤣
Well, corn flakes was invented by anti masturbation crusader. Kellog thought that flavorful food causes young boys to rub one out.
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade
I mean, he's not wrong, but I could be just as horny eating cardboard.