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Anyone else expected this to.. go somewhere? Like have an outcome?
142 0 Replylack of a conclusion makes it more likely to be true. Fiction usually has a conclusion, life usually doesn't
162 0 ReplyLife always has a conclusion 💀
56 0 ReplyEh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
49 0 ReplyBased on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
17 0 ReplySo far so good.
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that's the one guaranteed one we have!
3 0 ReplyDeath and taxes, womp womp
2 0 ReplyI AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.
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open the door
get on the floor
everybody do the dinosaur
that better?
29 0 ReplyMuch better
6 0 ReplyWalk. You walk the dinosaur.
5 0 Replystories presented here should not be interpreted as fact. only a fool would take them for the truth
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