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I once duct taped a pizza to the inside of my jacket to smuggle it into a theatre
16 0 ReplyHow did that turn out
8 0 ReplyThe girl I was going to the movie with thought it was hilarious, so it got me laid.
The pizza was from Little Caesars, so it wasn't really any worse after being sideways for a while
30 0 ReplyFuckin cool, dude
14 0 ReplyReally probably one of my best moments as far as sexual conquests go, the other was when I made pancakes well enough that it was apparently a turn-on for her.
7 0 ReplySo far I'm sensing a food related theme with your sexual conquests
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