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Sparkling water tastes like when your foot falls asleep.
It also tastes like TV static
My buddy once bought a few cans of Space Coke for us to try. I told him it tasted like TV static. He said "well technically, TV static is interference from space, so it literally tastes like space".
Instructions unclear; foot stuck in mouth
Just like me on a date!
Heyyoooo!
Ooh! Self burn, those are rare!
May my self immolation warm your heart.
You mean when your foot wakes up?
Sparkling water tastes like coins to me.
I love the raspberry & lime foot falling asleep
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