Chechnya bans all music deemed too fast or too slow
Chechnya bans all music deemed too fast or too slow
Authorities in the Russian Republic of Chechnya have announced a ban on music that they consider too fast or slow.
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Authorities in the Russian Republic of Chechnya have announced a ban on music that they consider too fast or slow.
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Music too fast? Straight to jail.
Music too slow? Believe it or not, straight to jail.
374 0 ReplyJust a little bit too perfect? Burned for witchcraft
103 0 Replyand after the burning, whatever is left, straight to jail.
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Sounds like a healthy form of governance. People can't be trusted to manage tempo on their own. They should do this for heart rates as well.
53 0 ReplyChecks out. If your heart rate is too slow or too fast you're probably doing a sin.
16 0 ReplyVladBit health health trackers now mandatory. Better keep yours charged up or gulag for you.
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We have the technology
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Straight to jail! Right away!
15 0 ReplyThanks to jail we have the most moderate musical tempo in the world!
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