Secondly, the UN is incapable of doing any such thing, and the countries don’t need or want its patronizing. Your Western chauvinism is showing when you think these are backwards people who need to be administered by others. What they need is for the Global North imperialist states to stop pillaging them.
Thirdly, calling one of your own instance’s admins a fucking knob is a bold move.
The UN is a toothless poodle. The current Israeli-Palestinian conflict has been the first time in my life that I've seen the USA actually tell Israel to maybe kinda not be so aggressive. A quick internet search also showed that USA, France and UK vetoed a resolution that denounced the USA invasion of Panama in 1989