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I've been places in the states where even airports won't give you a beer before noon. Damn Puritans, ruining things for 250 years.
I think you're legally allowed to kick people in the crotch in that scenario.
Yes, violence is great at convincing people to give you alcohol!
Violence is the one true power, from which all other power is derived.
This trick only works at airports.
Try it!
I was in an airport in NY from 5am-6am, and they didn't serve alcohol during that hour. It was awful, and I had to wait!
They even ruined those muskets with the bell thingies on the end of the barrel. Haven't seen one of those in centuries.
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