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  • nicotine craving poem

    Rolled out of bed, got no plans today
    Pain in the head, ground my teeth away
    Drink my coffee first, now I'm fairly caffeinated
    Thinking of the worst, my thoughts R-rated

    My meat-vessel
    Is not a temple
    My heart's a nightclub,
    Full of cigarette butts

    I quit smoking months ago, no nicotine
    But the craving lives on, so addicting
    I think that tailors are worse than rollies
    Both are gross, neither are great or healthy

    I'll still feel sad but the smoke makes it fun
    I want the feeling of it in my lungs
    I'll still feel bad and the smokes make it true
    I want the feeling of one or a few

    My meat-vessel
    Is not a temple
    My heart's a nightclub,
    Full of cigarette butts

    • 😑
      I quit smoking (except rarely while out drinking) about 2 years ago. Was vaping for quite a while. Now I'm hooked on nicotine lozenges 😢

      • I gave up smoking about 6 years ago but I still use the spray. It's like a nerve pill or something. Still better than smoking.

    • I vaped so much on the last booze bender I'm now addicted it. Hmmmm. Will get me some mints soon, this is crazy.

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