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I cast Body Dysmorphia as a cantrip! Roll to save!
That's definitely at least a 2nd rank spell.
They took the feats
No, that is the kink shame level 1 spell
Vicious mockery is deffo a cantrip…
Nat 20 let's fucking go.
You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you!
flute noises BITCH!
Everybody says, "Look how fucking short that guys is."
And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships.
When you were born everybody thought that you were just a head
But then the doctor said, "WAIT!
This stupid, motherfucking, tiny, short-ass baby Got a tiny, little, itty-bitty body
And I hate it!"
For those unaware, it's a certified banger
Can't forget the animated video
LOOT THAT BODY
Oddly appropriate lyrics in this context omfg