I know it's overused but cliches are cliche for a reason, so I love it when people say "So close!" and then make fun of someone for saying some braindead shit.
Also reminds me of some stupid ad I saw for expensive ass chlorophyll powder packets to put in your water. My sibling in christ, eat a fucking salad with spinach if you want chlorophyll.
Yeah that's what I was going for, I was to lazy to type my "sister/brother in christ" so I figured sibling was the best way to get both women and men along with any enbys.