Let's play this game again

It's instant from everyone else's perspective, you have a 5 minute cut scene that outlines the area you teleported to, but not a second goes by from the moment you teleport to after you are there.

you teleport by creating a copy of yourself in the new location and then destroying the original.

Your clothes do not teleport with you

Getting stuck in random items at target location, being molecularly fused to said item, up to and including loss of body parts with appropriate health implications.

Comes with instant cancer due to the radiation.