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How long is a meter? (Only weird answers/definitions allowed)

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  • Try to piss as far as you can. Now you know how long a meter is.

    • But how do we measure the lenght? Do we have to find a way which includes the last drop? And what if I don't have a penis?

      • You piss in the snow to clearly see the pee and the furthest drop counts.

        If you don’t have a cock you are free to bring a dick you trust to the measurement. Just make sure to fill the form A38 beforehand and your designated piss officer will give your team green light.

        • Can some non-German person please fill out the A38 in English without translating a single German word of the A38?

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