Even his doctors are full of it
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Those are two different measurements.
He's six feet tall.
And he's three inches.
And he’s three inches.
On a good day if you start measuring from the top of the asshole. Guess that doesn't really narrow it down though.
I had a boss once who went through a bitter divorce and many people at work were Facebook friends with his soon-to-be-ex-wife. She made one post where she described him as "ol' three inches two minutes".