"The point of parasites is that you serve their interests, not your own". You mean Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and other billionaires are making the government gay?
Every REAL MAN knows that going to the bathroom is totally gay, it's a place where men go and pull out their dicks and handle them, sometimes right in front of each other and they listen to each other's body functions.
Real men will go pee in the parking lot to assert dominance, trust me, this is how you do it.