I am kind of surprised he has not pumped it a few more times. For a while I was almost thinking of buying in a bit. Not because I think it is innovative or anything, but because I was expecting him to pump it a few times as he is bribed.
Trumpcoin isn't for you or me, so he doesn't need to pump it. It's for untraceable bribery and corruption. Say a foreign national wants something from Trump (an executive order, a crackdown on a competitor, the lifting of a crackdown, whatever). They need only make a large, anonymous Trumpcoin purchase and then discretely let Trump know about it.