Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province
Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province
OTTAWA - With the stock market plunged into chaos by U.S. President Donald Trump's sweeping tariffs, Canadians have decided to simply wait out America's forthcoming economic collapse and then buy the nation on the cheap.

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Can we make some of them territories so they can’t vote.
36 0 ReplyThe whole thing, can’t risk it. Plus it’s way easier to avoid any attacks on being biased if no.
However, we should make Puerto Rico a province.
17 0 ReplyMake Puerto Rico their bosses
9 0 ReplyHell no. Puerto Ricans overwhelmingly voted for Orange babboon.
8 0 ReplyOh booo yea ok fuck ‘em.
That isn’t just voting for the leopard who will eat your face, that’s voting the leopard who has already eaten your face.
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Just don't impose a stamp tax and you should be golden.
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