Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday

The president was previously forced to abandon plans for a procession in Washington, D.C., due to its colossal price tag.

Just some North Korea shit, nothing to see here. Move along.

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Is he going to be sad again when military still can't roll tanks down the streets, or will he let them tear up the infrastructure this time?
- The latter. And I'm sure the repair bill won't be paid for by the federal government, but whichever state was hogtied into hosting the parade.

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