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It's just that Scottish weather is so shit, the grass doesn't grow there
On the contrary! Rain helps grass grow! 😉
Yeah, but I hear it also needs sunlight
Damn, foiled by lack of photosynthesis again!
Scottish meadows look neat tho
That's very very true! Here's one looking its best without the photographer adding an unrealistic blue sky in post:
M I D G E S
That's why you never see Scottish people camping, just lost english people drawn mistakenly in by the thought of a treeless paradise
Midge Ure rejects your slander and will see you in court!
Thin Lizzy? Hell yeah, I'll happily see him in court as long as he brings his guitar
That's how litigious rock stars get you!
Fun* fact: Lars Ulrich has amassed more than twice as much wealth personally suing fans for mispronouncing the name of his city of birth Gentofte than he ever earned being the drummer of Metallica!
*and completely untrue
You had me for a second there
*wasteland
The reason so much of Scotland is treeless is because humans deforested it and killed off the apex predators, meaning that animals such as deer are free to eat saplings and prevent regeneration
We're talking thousands of years ago though, half of scotland was deforested before the Romans' came
That is true, but until very recently it hasn't exactly gotten better