Kennedy Jr backtracks and says US measles outbreak is now a ‘top priority’ for health department
Kennedy Jr backtracks and says US measles outbreak is now a ‘top priority’ for health department
Health secretary earlier said outbreak was ‘not unusual’ but with first US measles death in decade steps up response
Two days after initially downplaying the outbreak as “not unusual,” the US health secretary, Robert F Kennedy Jr, on Friday said he recognizes the serious impact of the ongoing measles epidemic in Texas – in which a child died recently – and said the government is providing resources, including protective vaccines.
“Ending the measles outbreak is a top priority for me and my extraordinary team,” Kennedy – an avowed anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist who for years has sown doubts about the safety and efficacy of vaccines – said in a post on X.
Kennedy said his federal Department of Health and Human Services would send Texas 2,000 doses of the measles, mumps and rubella vaccine – typically meant to be given to children in a series of two shots at 12 to 15 months old as well as between the ages of four and six years old – through its immunization program.
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“And so, I am putting America’s best homeopaths and aromatherapists on the case”
Instead of sending us all COVID tests, they'll send us a pack of healing crystals this time.
And they won't come pre-charged.
Space-X© healing crystals, provided for free but at an acquisition cost to the US government of $37 per crystal.
Just attended a vendor event with a bunch of vaguely witchy stuff, including lots of tarot and crystals. I assure you 37 bucks would be a steal.
New emergency number: dial 711, and the homeopath-helicopter will be dispatched to your location to administer emergency foot zone therapy and essential oils.
Dispatched spiritually. Much faster and the angels don't cost our government a dime! Check mate socialists!
Uh, the angels that cover your malady require a 10% tithe.
The government will be handing out free healing crystals starting tomorrow.
The government will be awarding a contract to Elon Musk to provide subsidized for-profit healing crystals to those with mandatory healing-crystal insurance.