I'm not sure if this will be effective, or if this will be the type of thing that will be swept away by a filter or AI processing, but I feel like it's right for us to push against this horseshit.
If you were the opposition trying to waste the time of your opponents.
Having them dedicate hundreds or thousands of hours of work to generate reports that could be filtered in 2 minutes by a single employee would probably be near the top of the list.
That's why these kinds of suggestions are actively harmful. It wastes people's time and leaves them less motivated to do actual, impactful, things.
Downvote these threads to prevent the aformentioned loss of hundreds or thousands of collective hours on a fool's errand and then spend the other 13 seconds meditating for your own mental health.