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What kid deadning machine do you drive?

Just look at that. This truck is taller than a used kid (10 years old). I assume the truck can run over pretty much any other age but probably the driver might be able to see older kid's heads. Or we could teach our kids to jump to school rather than walk. If you see a truck, jump and make eye contact before jumping while crossing the street. Or we could tell our kids to never go outside until they are 21.

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  • Anyday now American kids will start wearing a big pole with a high viz contraction at the top whenever they leave the house.

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