Just look at that. This truck is taller than a used kid (10 years old). I assume the truck can run over pretty much any other age but probably the driver might be able to see older kid's heads. Or we could teach our kids to jump to school rather than walk. If you see a truck, jump and make eye contact before jumping while crossing the street. Or we could tell our kids to never go outside until they are 21.
I quite like my small crossbody pouches, they are nice to have when you don't need a backpack but also don't want to walk around with your pockets stuffed.
Granted, mine are all designed to be worn across the body and not just a fanny pack with a longer strap.