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Hippos
156 0 ReplyThis is the correct answer. Why are they so violent?
65 0 ReplyThey've been bullied and fat-shamed their whole lives and they've had enough.
109 0 ReplyWell if they've had enough they should stop eating.
It will help with the fat
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To make sure the tigers don't start getting any ideas
37 0 ReplyHerbivores have nothing to lose when hands need to be thrown.
23 0 ReplyI just imagined a hippo with hands. Nightmare.
14 0 ReplyYou're not imagining. They're real.
8 0 ReplyDepends where they are.
If they replace the ears? Goofy but harmless.
If they replace the tail? Run for your life, that's the equivalent of a full horde of monkeys on steroids.
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I think Africa is a rough biospehere to live in so everything's gotta be super tough, the Amazon is like that too
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Not even on the same continent. Hippos are in Africa and Tigers are in Asia. Pretty big desert in between
27 0 ReplyThe Indian ocean isn't a desert
28 0 ReplyGot me
16 0 ReplyGeo, dude...
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Are you sure? It's not like you can drink the water. And how much life is there really once you get away from the coastal shelf?
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Look, I'm trying to lose the COVID weight, okay? Insults are unnecessary!
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