Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions)

I'm not really looking to hear from people who don't think this way, with answers like "insecurity", "toxic masculinity", etc. I want to hear answers from men who really detest men who sit to pee.

Follow-up questions:

• when you have to piss while shitting, do you stand up turn around and piss on your shit and then sit back down to finish shitting?
• are you ever groggy in the morning?
• how clean is your toilet and surrounding floor, and whose job is cleaning it?
• what are your true passions in life?