Fuck, I have to be honest... I am neither a Republican or Democrat, but I haven't figured it out either. I just look longingly at the 3 shells and think of the beach to assist the process, then turn the knob on the bidet. Best 27? Dollars I spent this year. While paper products are running scarce and another hurricane on the way, I'm glad I really don't even have to care much about toilet paper anymore.