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Sharks are older than trees.
They're older than a lot of things. Land plants, Yellowstone, appendages,dinosaurs, doritos.
Sharks are older than trees.
But are younger than the mountains.
Ehhhh they're younger than some mountains though. There are ranges that are over a billion years old, but the Himalayas are "only" some 40-70 million years old, depending on when you start counting (40-50 if you actually start from being mountains, 70 if you start from "ground moves up")
They're mountains when it's impressive that I can throw a football over them.
Yellowstone
Well....
The geologic processes that led to the formation of the Appalachian Mountains started 1.1 billion years ago.
There's no shark without Mountain Mama
Why did I read this to the tune of colors of the wind…
Sharks are older than the grinning bobcat
But are they older than why he grins?
Some of it.
I refuse to believe any animal is older than doritos
No they are wrong. Doritos are eternal.
Appendages? Like, fins?
He's thinking of penguins
Like appendix I imagine.
Aren't appendages external?