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God looking over at the 'GLOBAL BIBLICAL FLOOD' button on his control board
He promised to never do that one again.
But he said nothing about a massive gamma ray burst.
Who says he hadn't already done it a few times already, including the one people wrote about? It's not like there would be many survivors to share the story .... and the ones left alive would definitely be told what they could or couldn't commit to history.
The fossil record? Of course, that could just be a test of our faith...
If a test of your faith is not rewarded (for punished for your failure) then it was all in your head.
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