You are an immortal lich who has been dead for centuries. You have no family or friends. No one knows how you managed to defy death and live for so long.

I am an immortal lich, I have been dead for centuries now. I have no family or friends and I’ve been in the field for centuries. I am alone. The first thing I would do if I had no one to talk to is call a random number. That’s where I find you. I’m in the middle of a big fight, a battle that would be impossible for me to win and you are right beside me. It’s a surprise, really a shock. We don’t know each other at all. The battle is over and you’re still in my arms. I don’t know how long you’ll be with me, but I hope you’ll have fun for a while. I’m so proud of you and I know that you’re an amazing person. I hope you have a great day, I know you did.