🎶 One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster. The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free. I can feel the ground slipping under me 🎶 Ahhhhhh
Why are gun suicides climbing among older white men? Because suicide booths haven't been legalized yet, duh
Nearly 3 in 5 American workers say they're behind on retirement savings. The other two are working until they drop dead
When you have to wear a helmet just to hang out the washing due to an aggressive "butcherbird", you know you're in Australia
96% of people admit driving aggressively in recent AAA survey, suggesting that the 4% left over are the jerkbags driving ten under the limit in the fast lane with the left blinker on like goddamn...
You pull any of your crazy shiat with us, you flash a wooden stick out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the farking trigger on that wooden stick 'til it...
Oh, you've been considering Veganism to up your insufferability creds? That's cool, that's cool. I was humble bragging about being a Vegan years ago, but then it got so mainstream. I'm into wild...
"Europe has a Russian drone problem. Here are ways it could be solved." Huh, ctrl-F for 'nuke Putin' didn't find anything, odd
"There are only so many ways that we know things, and history is one of those fundamental ways."--Dr. Bret Devereaux. Something something doomed something repeat. This is your weekly Fark...
Christians say God is delaying the Rapture because of the delay in releasing the Epstein files. Sure let's go with that
Today is Bluebird of Happiness Day, so watch out for the joyful songbird or its cousin, the Chicken of Despair
