Snug as a bug
Past me is feuding with future me. Present me: stuck in the middle with me.
I already know I'm picking the wrong thing to do. I just want to delay me making the mistake.
School teaches you everything you need to know about life. Obey the state... or else.
Ain't got the time between shifts to waste on this pity party.
Americans and socialism
Meanwhile
Lick the boot clean
The brittleness of white billionaires
… Correlation?
🥺 Plant one right on me 🥺
Don't blame Satan if things don't work out. It's God's plan right?
I most certainly don't have my shit together and packed up like this
Guess who now has a girlfriend! (Can't text her back sadly, since she's banned)
Buzz Buzz
If you see this message in your DMs...
Lighting Up the Building
Communism in theory vs in practice
Freddy Krueger VS Glock
Dogs can't read
