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My favorite bedroom roleplay was Steve Irwin x a crocodile

I don't even want the egg anymore I just want to go back to the way my life was before this happened

I've never met or heard of a single shits-with-door-open family that isn't utterly awful in several completely unrelated ways.

I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white

There's a secret fish fuck facility for the rarest fish ever

Like I can just unsubscribe from the economy and become a decorative gargoyle

"Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender

"Somewhere out there, there's a Gen X pelican listening to britpop"

A truly righteous man should rail his homeboys

How about you eat my shit and hair

I'm a fan of steaks, but I haven't tried medium alive.

This whole damn place is in the pocket of big sex.

Why should I remove my gorilla? It's not hurting anyone.

They all connect to an incredibly unemployed asexual grungler

Would you sell liquor to this baby?

Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee it

I don't know how a painting can convey "this horse has disturbing carnal knowledge," but it sure does.

Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know

Do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

"Do any other straight guy's straight porn addiction lead them to having gay sex that you regret after?"