uphillbothways @ uphillbothways @kbin.social

ghost riding the apocalypse cuz there’s no way off this ride

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Boil in chunks with the skin still on. Drain and mash immediately while still way too hot with a hand masher, butter and raw egg. Stir in grated cheese and bake for 20 minutes at like 325-350.

He's an insurrectionist and he stinks like shit. Most important part is to remember how bad he smells though because this shit he's saying now is clearly just to distract from the shit in his pants.

'Diaper Don': Internet celebrates 'Trump smells' trending on social media

I exclusively pray to the god of the sentient beings running our simulation for truly we are but a part of their intelligent design. 👀

Stage little war scenes and bespoke towns with your menagerie. Douse them in lighter fluid and video record it while you burn them down like an 8 year old with army men.

Capitalism must feed. And, if we don't give them huge electronics landfills to search for scrap, what are our children and grandchildren going to do for work?

To the cops involved, it was probably their annual work party. Bastards stole his money and burnt his shit down for morale and their mutual holiday cheer.

Fun fact: Crocs chew their chop-chop, both because they live in an aquatic environment and because they've got those little birds to pick at their pearly whites & keep em gleamin'.

Oh, Amygdala. Oh, Amygdala. Have mercy on the poor bastards.

• Patches, 2015

It's crazy the modern GOP is so beholden to a terrorist minority in their ranks that those people are the ones calling the shots in both the electorate and in congress.

They are the party that has branded themselves tough on crime and usually the loudest about not negotiating with terrorists, but when they end up with terrorists in their own ranks they fully capitulate, roll over, goose step, bark like a dog, fall in line and cede complete control to the whims of their worst and most reactive members. A full display of weakness and lack of principle for everyone to see, yet they still take themselves with grave sincerity. If Monty Python had done it, it would have been too over the top, just facetious, but here we are.

Pretty sure this comment is referring to this: https://kbin.social/m/news@lemmy.world/t/718844/Dukes-of-Hazzard-actor-John-Schneider-called-for-public-hanging

(not the greatest comment, but maybe less downvote worthy with context)

Comin' straight outta Cat town!

They were, until humans became part of their environment.

The same congress that has threatened government shutdowns and can barely choose a speaker? Wtf, are they mental?

the CIA is known to have issued a small dose of saxitoxin to U-2 spy plane pilot Francis Gary Powers in the form of a small injection hidden within a silver dollar, for use in the event of his capture and detainment.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saxitoxin

Ever tried to clean a pizza stone? Pretty sure that magical fire is supposed to be hotter than the 400 something degrees my oven gets to in using one.

And it doesn't set off the trap when it comes through, because why?

It's tidally locked to earth. Earth isn't tidally locked to it. Happens slowly due to gravity and differential mass. Relatively stable satellites end up tidally locked given the time. Pretty sure lack of water/liquids/atmosphere hastens the process.

Describing things well, putting some thought into world building and just thinking through responses to player questions doesn't hurt either.

Also, exactly which part of questioning the DM twice and sending a familiar in first was reckless in this scenario?

And don't even tell me 'maybe they scrubbed the room after each time.' Have you ever seen a pizza stone?

Are there marks left behind on the floor from the fire and dead animal? Yeah? So, you're telling me this 30x30 foot stone room with a flame trap has never been set off before? My familiar is the first creature to die in there? Whoever built it never tested it? Because burn marks on surfaces would have been something special about the room... Now, give me back my familiar and DM better.

Wow.... So, Kevin gets done so dirty he doesn't even make the photo, and Stanley is the alien security guard....
TOBY!!!