tunasyne @ tunasyne @lemmy.blahaj.zone

100% certified, totally cishet straight white tuna, haha, no thigh highs or

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omg im d&d5e?!?

😏

ohh ok! i didnt know e did that. well at least it's motivation to hit the gym n workout! we love our wheyfus :D

ooof im so sorry that sounds horrible ;-;

yes, hai, i would like one fent please

2 getha 4 eva! i live in the ocean but we can make it work

ah yes let me invite you to my home in international waters where we can get married illegally :D

and now, the idea lives on through you!

my gender is fish

oh someone can definitely play her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

absolutely promise!! n besides, i like taking risks >:D

glomps u cuddle time NOW (⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ

funny enough i pronounce persephone the way i pronounce saxophone.

heh heh fish puns :D

cast out a lure and they'll come to you!

omg a global polycule is a fantastic idea, are you actually a genius???

dating's nice too!

overthrow the world government! establish the global harem polycule! save the tuna fish! and the rest of the planet i guess

you too?! fine! ill marry you both!!

w-w-w will, uh, wi- will you m-m-ma um haha oh geez, uh, marr um marry uh um marry, um gosh, will uh you marry me?

oh yeah?! challenge accepted!! im gonna marry u so hard you'll be sorry you ever dared!