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that's what happens if your computer is a von Meowmann architecture machine

tangential: reminds me of this stupid thing that I saw like 10 years ago that I have recreated for y'alls viewing pleasure. Feel free to insert whatever narrative you like as to how I encountered the image on the left.

Another Oglaf reference???

this is great, but now I'm sad

somewhere out there, there's a writer who really likes the em dash, the word "delve," and answering questions with a one-word hyper-chipper affirmative, followed by three sentences of people pleasing. He can't get a job because he keeps being accused of using AI

Zima Blue

Didn’t know it was something readable! I just know it as an episode of Love Death + Robots. It was a standout episode in an otherwise pretty boring first two seasons.

kinda related but wouldn’t it be fun to believe that LLMs were invented by Big Em Dash as a conspiracy

Ok so in arabic it’s exactly how this guy wants it

reminded me of this

Gonna take a wild guess that enough people have tried this joke to the point where they've added custom code or lines in the system prompt about it:

with like 15 links for context/back references, this is basically impenetrable. splendid find

ahhh the younger cousin to https://xcancel.com/internetofshit

Fortunately, we do not work in physical proximity!

Link to stub from the last sack

Text conversation that keeps happening with coworker:

Coworker:

<information dump>

Me:

<not reading any of that>

Coworker: Oh I got Copilot to summarise these links:

<links>

Saw this, was going to post this a literal minute before you did but stared into this abyss a little too long.

Here's what the abyss revealed:

• Guy is fucking stupid
• Guy is fucking stupid, hence the AI use
• Guy is fucking stupid, AI accidentally his whole database and he is still an AI glazer

Can't wait to see this guy just use a different but same tool to delete his shit again, and learn nothing

hey!!! buddy!!! no spoilers!!!

Trying to “break” an AI into revealing secret information is the closest you can get to being in a real life Mission Impossible situation.

this never happens in the mission impossible series, and there's plenty of fun stuff you can do to get close, e.g.:

• Holiday internationally
• Abseil
• Practice close up magic/sleight of hand
• Go bouldering
• Exist with the overarching threat of a widespread pandemic
• Get married in a hospital chapel
• Disavow a US three letter agency
• Move to london

the list goes on dawg. Just be more creative

hey, props to the author for writing all that. This is my version:

So You Think You've Awoken ChatGPT

Unfortunately, you are stupid beyond remedy. If you can read this, I pity you.

Tangential: I’ve heard that there are 3D printer people that print junk and sell them. This would not be much of a problem if they didn’t pollute the spaces they operate in. The example I’ve heard of is artist alleys at conventions- a 3D printer person will set up a stall and sell plastic models of dragons or pokemon or whatever. Everything is terrible!

What’s your P(that question has been asked at a US three letter agency)