Buy me Lee Carvallo's Nutting Challenge or go to hell!

My eye! I'm not supposed to get Moe in it!

Dental plan! Lemmy needs karma! Dental plan! Lemmy needs karma!

Any of the last three. The first two sort of look like boats to me? Number two could be a giant toilet, pun absolutely intended.

We did it boys! New low-effort meta shitpost any% world record!!!

Same here - it's $700 "off" (with bill credits) through Google Fi but even then it's still over a grand, like damn

I think you mean: this pizza is wired

Friday for when I want to play solo (and it's so relevant!) and Agricola, my all time top game, for all other times

----> Charred corpses

You got it baaaah-ddy!

I never got around to playing Breath of the Wild so the release of ToTK felt like a great time to finally give it a try! Still working my way through veeeery slowly, just about to take on my second divine beast.

Cool Jack, give me the 10 mil please, I am satisfied to be a rich sheep

Last new game: Hogwarts Legacy

Last game period, Mario Odyssey again, I've been watching a lot of speedrun videos and thought "yeah I can do that" but it turns out that no, I cannot do that - finished in about 3 hours, serious props to people who can do it in less time!

What do you call it? A shitpost

Interesting! I had totally missed that box so thanks for the heads up

So many crust and topping combinations! The potential is limitless!

You nailed my top two. Teleportation would make travel super easy and would be the only thing that could get me back to an office for work - got to keep my day job so people don't get suspicious of my powers right? Stopping time is also cool (for extra sleep I swear!) but with the obvious caveat that it's not "all molecules freeze and you can't breathe and you die" style time stoppage but the more sci-fi "you can still move around and do stuff, time just doesn't pass" kind.

I've started sorting by new which has worked out pretty well, I was noticing the same thing though sorting by active/hot - lots of 3 day old threads. Alternatively I'd love to be able to hide read posts in Jerboa.

Sim City 4 is definitely in my top five - love the chilled out jazzy stuff. Also, this is kind of out there, but does anybody remember the Harry Potter RPGs on gameboy color? Those had some great magical 8-bit tunes!

Edit: thanks for the gold!